Milk
I can't offer a scientific explanation for this. Anyone?
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Just seen him babble away on the Channel 4 News and then stuff a pint of milk down the front of his trousers. Said to MrsB, 'Whoever put that nutter up for a knighthood wants shooting.'
And then, and then, he goes right off on one about how he doesn't do needles so won't be getting vaccinated. What a pathetic blemish that needs the men in white coats to come and trundle it away.
Not fit to be an MP? Not fit to be a member of the human race.
Posted 2 weeks ago # -
Frankly, I'd rather have someone sane voting on important political decisions than someone who might occasionally be able to relieve John Crace's self-imposed boredom. And he's wrong about making satire impossible, too.
Man with warm pint of milk seeks woman with stale bowl of Coco Pops
People urged not to leave Chris Walker unattended as he might go off
Westminster residents have been warned to be vigilant and call the police immediately if approached by a man trying to force his hot white fluid on them.
Authorities are trying to track down Sir Charles Walker MP, who was last seen 'Attempting to leave nearly an armful in a woman's back passage.'
Posted 2 weeks ago # -
Evidently barking.
I heard a snippet on the wireless while half asleep. I had assumed that he was protesting against lockdown and had come up with the cunning plan of being able to move freely around London using the excuse of having just popped out for a pint of milk.
That, I thought, was reasonably sane. Having read the transcript though...Posted 2 weeks ago #
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