Despite her petite frame, and timid demeanour, mother of three Sophie Harris has been outed as a "feral monster", as soon as she's in the safe surroundings of the family Astra.
Petrified son, Timmy, has waived anonymity on condition that we don't reveal his true identity - Timothy Steven Harris.
"She's got a reputation as this model parent", Timothy Harvey Steven Harris of 2 Dean Road, flat 3, confirmed.
"But get her behind that wheel and she'll turn the air so blue that it actually goes through the spectral colors: Cyan, green, yellow, orange, red, violet - then returns to blue again".
Sophie responded with typical grace and decorum, explaining that Timmy was having a difficult time at school and the matter would be dealt with the love and care of his family.
Before being heard screaming "f*ck off you toss pots, you f*&king c*&ts" in the family saloon as she sped away.
