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moanygit
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Professional attention seeker David Blaine will once more subject the general public to another pointless, essentially risk-free stunt.
Blaine's doctor outlined the risks and then described how in reality, Blaine would be completely protected from theses risks, thereby rendering the stunt completely safe and largely unremarkable.
The attention whore's previous "stunts" include Standing, Sitting, and lying down.
gaijintendo
offlineMember
He always does stuff like stand on one leg for the longest time ver, but he stops for cigarette breaks, meals, toilet trips and to sleep.
I like this idea.
I am sure someone can make the headline snappier - it explains the concept perfectly but has too much "endurance".
Something like:
Latest David Blaine feat to be the "greatest test of public endurance ever"
but better.
Cracking idea
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