The Creator of the Universe has rejected charges that He is dumbing down after He converted the entire Bible to Tweets. The Good Book is now being tweeted to earth daily in easily digestible segments of 140 characters. He admits He greatly overestimated the attention span of the average Christian, after research revealed the last person to read the Bible from start to finish was a housebound Presbyterian minister in County Antrim who died in 1970.
There has been some criticism of the Commandments format - “honor thy mum n dad etc lol”- but God insists Christianity now needs a “shorter and snappier message” in the face of competition from people like the Hare Krishnas and David Icke.
Both the Old and New Twitterments, as they have been renamed, are now complete, from Genesis - “just created heaven n earth gonna chill out on sun” to Revelations - “this how it enz 666 n all that :-( ”.