News from Munich, where special art historian Otto Buchloh is overjoyed to have found a perfectly preserved original, by Dutch painter Van Klomp, hidden inside a giant Knackwurst sausage.
Thought to have gone missing in occupied France more than 60 years ago the tail of its disappearance was documented in the Second World War docudrama Allo 'Allo! which told the gritty tale of a Parisian coffee shop owner and his dealing with the resistance and their attempts to disrupt the oppressive Nazi occupiers of war torn France...mainly by hiding sausages down peoples trousers, speaking in funny voices and falling off or down things...a lot.
Otto said it was a wonderful find, "the Madonna's boobs have been hidden inside this Nazi sausage for over half a century...I was the first to see them and all i can say is I have seen bigger"
The sausage, that is believed to still be edible, has been sent to a man in Greater Manchester where apparently they like tasteless old shit that may possibly kill you.