Cameron and Clegg selected as British synchronised swimming team
‘They have that innate affinity that marks out all the great synchronised swimming teams. When David suddenly lurches to the right, Nick instinctively follows – they are inseparable.’
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Slackers launch ‘Sickie’, the new charity for sufferers of minor and fictitious ailments
The new charitable foundation supports the millions of Britons whose work ethic is undermined each week by debilitating complaints such as chapped lips, pins and needles and dandruff.
Olympic stadium under guard after Millennium Dome killed by White Elephant hunters
Security in and around the new 2012 Olympic stadium in Stratford, East London, has been stepped up today after fears of an increase in white elephant poaching were confirmed following the discovery of the butchered corpse of the Millennium Dome.
Posted: May 16th, 2011
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Olympic legacy threatened by plans to return East End to crime-blighted slum
The Olympic stadium will be demolished immediately after the games to make way for a derelict wasteland for petty criminals and drug pushers.
Posted: Jan 24th, 2011
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FIFA officials will have to sleep on Boris’s floor
‘I may have mentioned the Dorchester, but no promise was ever made,’ said London Mayor Boris Johnson.
Posted: Dec 6th, 2010
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