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Trashy sex novels blamed for decline in writing standards

Dorothy Peel, head of the Media Sciences Unit which produced the report, parted her pink, moist lips, slipped her hand down towards her midriff, caressed her womanly cleft, and explained the group’s findings.

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Posted: Jul 24th, 2012
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Virgin bosses woo female commuters with ‘Shades of Grey’ masturbation carriages

question of knowing when to stop and when to get offWomen users of Britain’s busy rail network have welcomed the introduction of Christian Grey-themed masturbation carriages. As sales of the seminal ‘mummy porn’ title soared past 15 million copies, many Kindle-clutching female commuters are now incapable of standing steadily for any length of journey.

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Posted: Jun 25th, 2012
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