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Fire brigade turned up late to burning pizza shop ‘as satirical statement’

‘Now they know how we feel when they turn up late with the wrong pizza.’

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Posted: Sep 5th, 2007
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Pensioner dies as kitten dials porn line instead of 999

Tragedy was nearly averted after an 83 year old widow fell down the stairs, and her distressed cat rushed to the phone, knocked the receiver off its cradle and then dialled out for help. Sadly, instead of dialling 999 as is traditional, the cat dialled a premium rate porn line, and the kitten’s owner died some time later.

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Posted: Jan 29th, 2007
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