Tagged 9th Oct 2012; satire

‘Super excited’ people must calm down warns health watchdog

Dick Everyman
News In Brief
January 24, 2020

People describing themselves as ‘super-excited’ are putting themselves in harms way from increasingly intolerant friends, family members and colleagues. When Janice Taylor described herself as ‘super-excited’ on several occasions after booking a spa break with friends, [read...]

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Met Police confident they are ‘closing in’ on Jimmy Savile

ronseal
From The Archives
December 8, 2019

Rocked by criticism that his force was slow to act on previous concerns about people in the media, Metropolitan Police Commissioner Bernard Hogan-Howe has promised to immediately ‘get tough’ on Jimmy Savile and issued an uncompromising ultimatum to the alleged serial sex offender. [read...]