Woman marries her own house
‘The selfish trollop only married it so that it didn’t get repossessed. She owes £15,000 in mortgage arrears. I feel so sorry for any rooms they end up having.’
Posted: Feb 8th, 2012
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House price soars 30% at 25 Acacia Avenue
“It’s a traditional property benefiting from modern features, and smells much more pleasant since Brian moved out,” explained Mrs Downing, the house’s wife.
Posted: Oct 1st, 2011
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