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Adobe to launch new ‘F*ck Off’ option

‘Users chose the ‘Fuck Off’ button over the standard range in 99% of tests,’ said a blogger for the annoying computer software giant. ‘We trialled various options, including ‘Fuck Right Off’, ‘NO! JUST-FUCK-OFFFFF!’ and the more polite ‘Off You Fuck’, but the straightforward ‘Fuck Off’ button was a sure and steady performer.’

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Posted: Aug 15th, 2014
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NSA used ‘Microsoft Windows’ to infect millions of computers

The documents leaked by Edward Snowden have yielded what may be their most shocking revelation yet: plans to infect millions of computers with malware to prevent them from working properly. This was devised by the NSA in consultation with a shady billionaire, unofficially named as ‘Bill Gates’, who had close links to many different arms of the US government.

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Posted: Mar 15th, 2014
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