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Wardrobe inspector quits after beating from jealous husband

Britain’s only wardrobe inspector has announced that he is hanging up his tapping gloves after the ‘umpteenth’ beating from a jealous husband left him with several fractured ribs and serious facial injuries.

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Posted: Mar 15th, 2012
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Wife puts her marriage out to tender

asks if she can have her ring backCouncil administrator Rhona White has put her marriage out to tender, expressing dissatisfaction with her current service provider, and inviting bids from carefully selected parties.

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Posted: Mar 19th, 2011
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Man appalled to find ‘assisted conception’ involves other men sleeping with wife

procedure to be rigorously followed night after nightHis wife seemed unfazed and, if anything, a little excited.

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Posted: Mar 8th, 2011
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Adulterers warned against memory foam mattresses

Ms Lusted said that memory foam mattresses had even appeared in court as witnesses in acrimonious divorce cases.

‘Some people may not be aware that the mattresses can also store and replay coital grunts and cries,’ she added.

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Posted: Jan 3rd, 2011
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Sex with wife’s sister ‘not up to the standard that fantasy had implied’

‘By the time we got around to it I guess that I had just built it up too much.’

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Posted: Jul 11th, 2007
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