Britain’s only wardrobe inspector has announced that he is hanging up his tapping gloves after the ‘umpteenth’ beating from a jealous husband left him with several fractured ribs and serious facial injuries. [read...]
Council administrator Rhona White has put her marriage out to tender, expressing dissatisfaction with her current service provider, and inviting bids from carefully selected parties. [read...]
His wife seemed unfazed and, if anything, a little excited. [read...]
Ms Lusted said that memory foam mattresses had even appeared in court as witnesses in acrimonious divorce cases.
‘Some people may not be aware that the mattresses can also store and replay coital grunts and cries,’ [read...]
‘By the time we got around to it I guess that I had just built it up too much.’ [read...]
