Feeling slightly sensitive that a lifetime of vagina grabbing and perfidious self-promotion might not be completely at ease with his conservative Christian support base, President Trump today announced and amended version of the Ten Commandments to try and keep both parties happy. [read...]
Britain’s only wardrobe inspector has announced that he is hanging up his tapping gloves after the ‘umpteenth’ beating from a jealous husband left him with several fractured ribs and serious facial injuries. [read...]
His wife seemed unfazed and, if anything, a little excited. [read...]
Council administrator Rhona White has put her marriage out to tender, expressing dissatisfaction with her current service provider, and inviting bids from carefully selected parties. [read...]
Ms Lusted said that memory foam mattresses had even appeared in court as witnesses in acrimonious divorce cases.
‘Some people may not be aware that the mattresses can also store and replay coital grunts and cries,’ [read...]
