The company that sells advertising space alongside high-profile floral tributes has issued a profit warning after a slowdown in celebrity deaths. Shares in the firm have fallen almost 50% since their March 2009 ‘Jade Goody’ peak of 425p. [read...]
Global health care products giant Johnson & Johnson today confirmed that they will be replacing their ‘No More Tears’ slogan with the message ‘Loreal Kids’ products eat your children’s eyes out’. [read...]
Global cosmetics firms are concerned by the news that ordinary people have begun to question whether their advertisements contain real science, or are just spurious computer-generated images of fictitious molecules doing impossible things to wrinkly old skin. [read...]
The advert, featuring a man shouting ‘ARE YOU HARD OF HEARING?’, left one person with bleeding ears and a number answering, ‘I am now.’ [read...]
‘If I didn’t know better, I’d say the emails weren’t getting through for some reason,’ said the company’s Head of Marketing. [read...]
