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Waiting times to assault NHS staff ‘have tripled’, finds study

free-for-all at the point of needThe latest report on the performance of the NHS has found a familiar but depressing picture of Accident and Emergency rooms full of people who have waited up to three hours to launch an unprovoked physical attack on a medical orderly or nurse.

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Posted: Dec 2nd, 2012
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Essex launch of Jimmy Choo’s ‘sensible winter shoe range’

In response to a spate of broken ankles and bruised egos suffered by glamour models last winter, Choo has created a range that will ‘..enable Essex gels to get off their backs and wark uplight’.

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Posted: Nov 16th, 2012
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Love doctors ‘working longer hours than ever’

Oooh! Carry on MatronThe NHS has come under fire after a Panorama programme showed that it is ‘systematically failing’ lovesick Britons by cutting the number of ‘leurve’ doctors trained to deliver emotional and erotic first aid.

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Posted: Aug 30th, 2011
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Laugh till it hurts – Follow Norfolk & Norwich University Hospital on Twitter!

‘Only 2375 fatalities so far in 2011. A fantastic effort team! #BetterThanItSoundsHonest’ – 11 hours ago

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Posted: May 29th, 2011
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A&E departments put on red alert for two days without sport

Accident & Emergency departments were put on the highest alert yesterday morning at the start of two whole days without sport, amid reports of cack-handed men emerging from the sofa to tackle the backlog of DIY, often with devastating results.

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Posted: Jul 7th, 2009
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