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Sock couple re-united after painful two-year separation

thought they would never meet againThere were scenes of jubilation and relief yesterday in the Barry household in Molesey, Surrey as a sock couple were finally re-united after a heart-breaking separation.

The pair, who everyone agrees were made for each other, were rent asunder after Right made a seemingly innocent excursion to the laundry basket two years ago but never returned. Although Left, his companion, initially took it in her stride, she later began to sense that something serious must be wrong. ‘It wasn’t like him,’ she said. ‘He’d never gone off without me before. Sure, we’d had our troubles, but we’d always managed to patch things up.’

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Posted: Apr 4th, 2010
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Phone-sex affair ends after loss of text drive

'R U UP 4 GOING FRM 2 TO 3?'It wasn’t long before ‘I WNT 2 MK LUV 2 U ALL NITE’ became ‘DO I HV 2? MAN U 2-0 UP’

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Posted: Sep 9th, 2009
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Marketing manager ‘almost definitely shagging’ new woman in accounts

office-coupleUnconfirmed reports circulating the Reading offices of telecoms solutions provider Hodge & Hughes indicate that Michelle Craig, a new member of the office accounts department, is ‘almost certainly at it’ with marketing manager Derek Hatch.

Details of the nature of the relationship remain unclear, but reports from approximately half of the staff at the office have suggested that the ‘sleazy-looking tosser’ is ‘definitely shagging’ the 24-year-old blonde who is described as ‘bubbly, friendly and smiley’. Meanwhile a roughly equal number of witnesses have remarked that ‘the new girl didn’t take long to get her claws into Derek’.

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Posted: Apr 16th, 2009
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Parliament launches Register of MPs’ Sexual Interests

‘An official record of MP’s erotic preferences, sexual persuasion and extra-marital relationships.’

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Posted: May 15th, 2007
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