Military chiefs are warning that a reduction in the army’s budget means that more British soldiers are now dying in foreign conflicts without the benefit of slow motion and haunting ethnic music playing over the scene.
‘A lot of our boys aren’t getting a proper send-off due to cutbacks’ said Colonel Bob Armitage ‘it’s a serious problem. Our chaps go to these war-zones and sacrifice their lives for the cause and the least they should expect is that when their number’s up they’ll get to die in slow-mo with a mellifluous vocal arrangement playing over the top. Is that too much to ask?’.
Posted: Oct 1st, 2014
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