In a bold move to reduce the amount of time that passengers spend waiting for flights that never take off, Easyjet are to introduce the pre-cancelled flight. Hours of frustrating and pointless waiting will be eliminated and delays could be made a thing of the past. [read...]
A high-speed tunnel leading to the runway will start at Dover, marked by a giant bullseye on the white cliffs. [read...]
Under new government guidelines to counter terrorism, new laws were passed yesterday to make sure that nobody can set foot aboard an international flight unless they are deemed by airport officials to be ‘fearing for their life’. [read...]
‘You had to get these little planes on the screen onto this, like, narrow strip? It’s not as good as Grand Theft Auto, cos you only get one life.’ [read...]
‘Ryanair will have a strict rule of ‘one simple divorce case per passenger.’ [read...]
