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C-3PO blames ‘car keys’ for three-hour airport security delay

Camp protocol droid C-3PO has blamed his spare set of car keys for his disastrous attempt to get through airport security yesterday.

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Posted: Mar 16th, 2011
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‘Self-service’ security checks to begin at UK airports

checks are much more thorough and will take twice as longMembers of the public will be expected to pat themselves down and peer inside their own shoes, before going through a doorway and saying ‘bleep’ loudly if they are carrying any metal items.

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Posted: Nov 2nd, 2010
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Sooty and Sweep express concern over new airport x-ray machines

The proposed new x-ray machines that will enable staff to see through passengers’ clothes at airports were criticised today by distinguished entertainers Sooty and Sweep.

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Posted: Jan 7th, 2010
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Man arrested after answering airport check-in questions honestly

A man was detained at Stansted Airport yesterday on suspicion of being a terrorist after he answered routine security questions about his baggage without looking suspicious.

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Posted: Sep 23rd, 2009
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Accountant ‘to join Chippendales’ after sensational airport security performance

Never been so thrilled to be asked to remove his shoes.Nigel Weston, a 43-year-old accountant from Cricklewood, was approached by a talent spotter from the male exotic dance troupe the Chippendales after a ‘raunchy and erotically mesmerising’ performance at the security gates of Dublin airport.

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Posted: Aug 2nd, 2009
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