In an effort to stop terrorists from smuggling contraband inside their clothes, UK passengers will now have to wear leotards for all international flights. Fat or large-breasted flyers will be made to jiggle up and down at the scanners.
Posted: Sep 28th, 2011
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Camp protocol droid C-3PO has blamed his spare set of car keys for his disastrous attempt to get through airport security yesterday.
Posted: Mar 16th, 2011
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In a bold move to reduce the amount of time that passengers spend waiting for flights that never take off, Easyjet are to introduce the pre-cancelled flight. Hours of frustrating and pointless waiting will be eliminated and delays could be made a thing of the past. ‘Flights will be booked as normal with the added choice of pre-cancellation for a small fee,’ said an Easyjet spokesperson for a small fee. ‘Customers will no longer need to wait around in the airport living off overpriced takeaway food and choking on their own sense of injustice.
Posted: Feb 24th, 2011
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A mysterious, soft-spoken cowboy caused chaos at a Stansted airport check-in desk yesterday, thanks to a completely blank passport.
Posted: Feb 7th, 2011
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