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Giant buttocks found carved in the other side of Mount Rushmore

Washington also crosses his Delaware‘It came as quite a shock,’ said the ranger who made the discovery. ‘Having four of America’s greatest leaders mooning at you so early in the morning is not an experience I’d recommended to anybody.’

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Posted: Apr 19th, 2013
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UK hostage ‘snowed in’ since his return from Iraq

experts suggest former hostage 'really needs to get out more'Freed hostage Peter Moore has been effectively snowed in at his Lincoln home since his return to Britain from Iraq, where he was captured by a militia in 2007. Mr Moore is said to be in good spirits despite being virtually a ‘prisoner in his own home’.

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Posted: Jan 20th, 2013
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Commuter outrage as terrorist attempts to blow himself up on Quiet Carriage

commuters led away by loved ones to safely finish the final chapters‘I told him: ‘Young man, I am trying to read The Time Traveler’s Wife, and this brouhaha is not helping one little bit’.’

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Posted: Jan 4th, 2013
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Terror organisation admits responsibility for ‘legal but immoral’ tax avoidance

all activities legally licensed abroadFollowing public criticism and protests against multi-national companies and the levels of tax they pay, the spotlight has moved over to Al-Qaeda. The international terrorist organisation has been operating in the UK for well over 15 years but has yet to post any taxes with HMRC.

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Posted: Dec 10th, 2012
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Middle East crisis solved on Twitter

Netanyahu still hasn't been toldThere were jubilant scenes across the Middle East last night, as the bitter dispute between Israel and its Arab neighbours finally ended, thanks to a series of Tweets from two individuals on opposite sides of the argument.

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Posted: Dec 7th, 2012
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