The United States has woken up to what has been described as ‘the greatest indignity the free world has had to suffer’ after park rangers at Mount Rushmore National Memorial discovered four pairs of enormous buttocks poking out of the other side of the famous presidential monument in the early hours of this morning.
Posted: Apr 16th, 2012
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The United Nations have announced the appointment of Jeremy Kyle to take up the newly created position of President of the Resolution of International Conflicts (PRIC).
Posted: Apr 12th, 2012
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Number 10 has been forced to apologise to The White House today, after cash-rich but culturally-poor old Etonian David Cameron, handed his bags to US President Barrack Obama, and greeted his wife Michelle with the phrase ‘two sugars please love, and for God’s sake heat the cup first.’
Posted: Mar 14th, 2012
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While enjoying his release from prison and the opportunity to catch up on the daytime television shopping channels, Abu Qatada has revealed his sense of disappointment in affairs of the heart.
Posted: Feb 16th, 2012
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The government put on a special homoerotic display of force in the capital this week, as boats loaded with heavily armed burly looking men roamed the waters of London. Sailing down the Thames with expensive looking weaponry, groups of professional psychopaths wanted to make an effort to reassure Daily Mail readers, as well as scare ‘anyone who looks foreign’, as a neurotic capital prepares to go fully hysterical about the prospect of terrorism during the Olympics.
Posted: Jan 20th, 2012
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