Prince William has enlisted the services of gardening guru Alan Titchmarsh, with help from former chancellor Alistair Darling, in a desperate bid to induce the future monarch out of Kate Middleton’s womb by the magic of tedium.
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An anonymous insect has caused a storm in the nation’s gardens by claiming that, contrary to the widely held folklore, ladybirds are utterly useless.
Posted: Oct 22nd, 2010
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