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Neolithic Chilcot Report discovered

Nearly 100,000 pages of monolithic prose have been found buried near Stonehenge, making it the largest monument to landfill in Britain. This mysterious ruin was concealed under several hundred tonnes of earth, invoices for Iraqi guns and gag orders from solicitors representing Messrs T. Blair & A. Campbell.

The 4,500-year-old manuscript, was discovered using ground-penetrating radar and from the overwhelming reek of ‘bullsh@t’ emanating from it. Generations of hippies are expected to make pilgrimages to the area under the banner ‘Make love not war…unless you have a specific 45 minute warning’.

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Posted: Sep 17th, 2015
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Damian McBride voted ‘Most Inspirational Troll’

Damian McBride’s new book, Power Troll, looks set to scoop a handful of gongs at the Young Online Bully Awards, after he proved himself an inspiration to a rising generation of amoral psychopathic sadies. McBride was hailed as ‘the troll’s troll’ by a pandemonium of devils, ghouls and other fiends in human form.

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Posted: Sep 23rd, 2013
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