Thousands of extremely inebriated men and women zig-zagged their way from Trafalgar Square to Downing Street late last night to deliver their hand-written, barely legible charter to the Prime Minister, demanding a fairer deal for tanked-up British citizens.
Posted: May 3rd, 2013
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The influence of animal rights campaigners became evident today as the government announced plans to forcibly replace animals in science experiment labs with unemployed smokers, drinkers and drug users.
Posted: Mar 25th, 2013
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Barry is a prematurely grey, balding tarantula. He arrived in the UK last year in a box of bananas. His tragic story of abandonment and alcoholism is a damning indictment of Britain’s claim to be a nation of animal-lovers.
Posted: Feb 25th, 2013
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Doctors say that in hindsight, the singer’s rotting teeth and inability to talk, move or even stand up were all classic signs of someone being dead.
Posted: Dec 31st, 2012
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Doctors now believe that a mother’s occasional glass of wine can help her unborn child develop a sophisticated wine-tasting palate which will stand them in good stead in later life.
Posted: Oct 8th, 2012
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