UK spirit producers have welcomed the announcement of the 2012 Paralytic Games squad in advance of the gigantic drinking contest which will take place in London.
Posted: Dec 31st, 2011
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Publicans are witnessing a return to profitability, thanks to the ban on bear baiting being lifted. Pub landlords have long blamed the ban for a decline in custom, but new guidelines have brought the tradition back to life, this time replacing physical assaults by vicious dogs with personal remarks, mimickry and ridicule.
Posted: Nov 13th, 2011
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Fresh from the launch of their ‘Cidre’ drink, Stella Artois added a further sheen of acceptability to casual drunken violence by unveiling their new ‘Wifebeatre lagre’.
Posted: Jul 31st, 2011
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Thousands of extremely inebriated men and women zig-zagged their way from Trafalgar Square to Downing Street late last night to deliver their hand-written, barely legible charter to the Prime Minister, demanding a fairer deal for tanked-up British citizens.
Posted: May 24th, 2011
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The initiative promises to relieve thousands of recession-hit families from the shame of putting out budget-brand alcohol containers in their recycling bins this Christmas.
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