The Campaign for Real Alcopops has protested that an invasion of tedious, responsible drinkers over 30 is driving the UK’s clubs and bars to abandon the much-loved, lurid, caffeinated alcopops in favour of disgusting new drinks known as “real ales”, and is destroying the traditional British night out as a result.
Posted: May 22nd, 2010
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According to his staff, US senator Ted Kennedy today broke his own record for sobriety after going six weeks without touching a drop of alcohol.
Posted: Oct 13th, 2009
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The Taliban has today displayed its progressive credentials by introducing a requirement for children to produce proof-of-age documentation confirming that they are 13 or over before they will be allowed to purchase firearms.
Posted: Oct 12th, 2009
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Pharmacists have today launched a new emergency contraceptive for couples who fail to take sensible precautions against post-nightclub sex by ingesting partially re-heated meat off-cuts.
Posted: Sep 8th, 2009
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The Government today introduced strict new laws to prevent finance workers from trading while under the influence of alcohol.
Posted: Apr 3rd, 2009
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