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Sir Alex Ferguson complains about extra time at DFS sale

‘It’s a disgrace’,fumed Ferguson. ‘The length of the sale was clearly advertised on TV. We shopped accordingly and, by the end of Sunday, we had a lovely vibrating armchair with head massage settings.’

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Posted: May 16th, 2012
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On-the-run Manchester United found cowering in Wythenshawe storm drain

nowhere else left to hide from the humiliationIt was an ignominous end to a brutal tyranny which has blighted the Premier League for over 42 years, but Manchester United have finally been caught cowering in a storm drain in Wythenshawe, the place of their birth.

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Posted: Oct 23rd, 2011
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Mancini’s dog refuses to fetch squeaky ball

Coming only days after Carlos Tevez’s refusal to warm up as a possible late substitute in the Champions’ League, it undermines the embattled Manchester City manager’s authority yet further, just at a time when he needed to show who was boss.

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Posted: Sep 30th, 2011
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FA Cup semi-final to be replayed until Manchester United win

Under the new rules introduced by the Football Association, the Manchester United versus Manchester City semi-final is to be replayed until Manchester United win.

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Posted: Apr 19th, 2011
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Alex Ferguson’s gum chewing ‘could power an area the size of Lincolnshire’, say scientists

‘If properly harnessed, we believe Alex Ferguson’s jaws could solve many of the world’s energy problems.’

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Posted: Sep 21st, 2010
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