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Metropolitan Police to introduce automated bomb threat phoneline

might start ringing without warningA spokesman for the Metropolitan police announced the introduction of a dedicated, automated bomb alert phoneline today. The phoneline, which will be an 0845 number, should be introduced by the end of the month.

‘Since we outsourced all emergency ’999′ calls to our call centre in Mumbai, we noticed some alarming statistics. Customers wishing to make a coded bomb threat were leaving negative feedback about the way their calls were dealt with,’ explained Chief Inspector Townsend. ‘The call centre staff just couldn’t understand many of the thick, Irish accents, or the plummy, nasal tones of animal rights extremists.’

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Posted: May 17th, 2011
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Animal rights activists release pantomime horse into wild

Trigger ‘now running free somewhere in the English countryside’.

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Posted: Jan 4th, 2007
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