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Fortieth birthday finds ET still droning on about his visit to Earth

‘Jesus, the bloke’s forty now, and all he can bloody talk about is his holiday on Earth,’ said one of ET’s cousins, at the fortieth birthday of the once celebrated space traveller, ‘it really is time he moved on.’

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Posted: Sep 26th, 2009
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Aliens regret policy of only abducting lone weirdos

Can't learn much from a Utah farmer who's run out of gas‘In hindsight, we should probably have looked beyond suggestible loners with a history of mental health problems.’

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Posted: Sep 1st, 2009
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Hollywood solves scriptwriting crisis by cutting together ‘Alien Vs Rain Man’

‘An uplifting story of the human spirit and extreme extra terrestrial violence’

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Posted: Jan 17th, 2008
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