A representative of various alien species has said that they’ve decided to give Earth a wide berth now that high quality cameras included in mobile phones mean that anyone they abduct can prove it, which is taking all the fun away.
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2013
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Aliens have confirmed that they’ve never landed on Earth because they can’t stomach easy listening music. ‘We buzzed a Lighthouse Family concert in Tunbridge Wells and thought “Has it really come to this?”’ said a spokesextraterrestrial.
Posted: Oct 18th, 2012
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Abductions by ‘Type 1’ aliens or ‘greys’ are becoming increasingly pervy, according to an eye witness. No longer satisfied with the data garnered from a simple anal probe, many are thought to be dabbling in increasingly bizarre fetishism.
Posted: Sep 27th, 2012
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Scientists on Mars faced fresh allegations last night that video footage of the famous 1985 Earth landing was, in fact, filmed entirely in a studio somewhere near Canal 67.
Posted: Jul 15th, 2012
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The digital transmissions share a number of properties with computer viruses, endlessly replicating themselves with only minor differences imperceptible to the untrained ear.
Posted: Jun 27th, 2012
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