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‘We never visited because we hate The Carpenters’ say aliens

Aliens have confirmed that they’ve never landed on Earth because they can’t stomach easy listening music. ‘We buzzed a Lighthouse Family concert in Tunbridge Wells and thought “Has it really come to this?”’ said a spokesextraterrestrial.

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Posted: Oct 18th, 2012
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Dubstep is ‘extra-terrestrial communication’ NASA scientists reveal 

The digital transmissions share a number of properties with computer viruses, endlessly replicating themselves with only minor differences imperceptible to the untrained ear.

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Posted: Jun 27th, 2012
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Earth ignored by aliens after Britain’s Got Talent broadcast

Scientists meeting in London for a World summit on extra-terrestrial life have confirmed that there is now no hope of intelligent life being discovered in the Universe after Britain’s Got Talent was broadcast into space.

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Posted: May 1st, 2010
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