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Darling set to unveil ‘something will turn up’ fiscal policy

In a radical move to outwit the Tories, Alistair Darling has declared that Labour will not after all be considering any cuts in public expenditure. ‘Instead, I’m increasing expenditure by buying a bucket of sand to put my head in,’ he said in a pre-budget statement.

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Posted: Sep 29th, 2009
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MPs’ parents ‘dreading the summer holidays’

October 'can't come too soon'‘It’s absurd that they get so long off,’ said Alan Duncan’s father.

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Posted: Jul 24th, 2009
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British Government to be outsourced to Tesco

House of Commons to become Tesco Metro‘As from next week, all MPs will be equipped with cheap but practical Tesco uniforms including name badges and non-cabinet members will be put on the minimum wage with the opportunity to increase their salary if they participate in management training schemes.’

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Posted: Apr 23rd, 2009
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Libraries to start lending money

failure to return millions will result in 5p fine‘Cash readily available except for on Wednesday afternoons, and when they’re closed for lunch’

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Posted: Mar 3rd, 2009
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