Passports used to be utilised to travel to holiday destinations, to visit relatives or go to business meetings in far flung destinations. Now the sole use of the bookish rectangles of identity proof is to be shown to Amazon delivery drivers prior to accepting another yet booze delivery. [read...]
“We found a dog-eared note through the door saying that nobody was in and our delivery had been left in a safe place behind the gate. Which is about eight feet high. When we opened the container it was mostly full of broken glass.” [read...]
‘We must have sent him four emails asking for a review, but he just ignored them,’ said an Amazon spokesman today. ‘He hadn’t marked the product as a gift, so there was no reason to not provide a review,’ [read...]
Mankind has been saved from cyborg assassins from 2029, by the last defence of humanity – a vaguely fuzzy image. Admitted one such Terminator: ‘We had plans to enslave mankind, but we were completely flummoxed by being asked to decipher your fiendishly complex mix of fonts’. [read...]
Pete’s Baps, in a lay-by just off the M4, has once again reported greater profits than Starbucks. [read...]
