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Starbucks outperformed by lay-by sandwich van
Pete’s Baps, in a lay-by just off the M4, has once again reported greater profits than Starbucks. [read...]
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Despite new regulations Santa claims his job still ‘easier than delivering Brexit’
Depending whether you’ve been naughty or nice you’ll hopefully be enjoying your Christmas presents delivered by Santa Claus, who by all accounts has played a blinder once again this year. However all may not be well as reports suggest the jovial man in the fur-trimmed red suit, [read...]
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Santa ‘disappointed’ by Amazon outsourced contract
We recognise that we’re getting on a bit, and the logistics of delivering presents to children the length and breadth of the planet in one night is becoming increasingly difficult. [read...]
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Santa rules out UK-Lapland trade deal
Lapland has warned Britain that this year could be its last Christmas after stating that there would be no favourable treatment of the UK once it leaves the EU. ‘You can’t have your mince pie and eat it,’ Santa warned the UK today. [read...]
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Football pundits complain about poor working conditions at Amazon
Football pundits working for Amazon have complained about the terrible working conditions including no cliché clauses and limited toilet breaks. [read...]