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Richard Hammond now owned by Amazon, Morrisons and the Devil

The theatrical agency representing the person responsible for a third of ‘Top Gear’s Ironic World of Lazy Stereotypes’, has revealed that Richard Hammond will be under new ownership as of next year. With Morrisons (Hammond’s favourite food store) delivering through Amazon (Hammond’s favourite online retailer) who now employ Jeremy Clarkson (Hammond’s second favourite fallen angel), [read...]


Internet to be deleted

Faced with overwhelming numbers of cat pictures and unchallenged pseudo-political rants in the form of blogs, the brains behind some of the biggest websites in the world have decided that enough is enough. They will delete everything from the Internet at the turn of the new year and require users to start again from scratch. [read...]

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