Home Secretary Amber Rudd has apologised for a radio interview where she carelessly referred to Diane Abbott MP as a ‘coloured’, rather than using the approved term of ‘Someone I hope to deport’. [read...]
To garner support for her Brexit plan, Theresa May will resume touring with her fusion of prog-rock and low corporation tax. This will mean reforming her original cabinet, with Amber Rudd on Phillip Hammond’s organ and Boris Johnson banging the racist drum ‘bongo-bongo style’. [read...]
With Britons who are a bit foreigny being booted out of Blighty by an incompetent Home Office, at-risk MP Sajid Javid has cunningly become the Home Secretary, making his own deportation unlikely. Now that he’s actually in charge of the Home Office, [read...]
Boris Johnson has today tendered his resignation over accusations that he told the truth, clearly and without obfuscation. [read...]
In an attempt to make Amber Rudd appear more moderate, Theresa May has appointed someone who has an extremist right wing ideology, hidden under the guise of 70’s ‘comedy’. In that sense David Walliams is the perfect fit, [read...]
