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Martians make contact, complain about fly tipping

‘Have you seen Mars? Lovely open plains and valleys completely unspoiled. Until, that is, you happen upon some bit of trash dumped by a species too lazy to dispose of their rubbish properly.’

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Posted: Jan 20th, 2015
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America remembers those fallen during viewings of ‘Independence Day’

victims should have watched 'Mars Attacks!' instead‘Thousands never made it out of the movie theatres alive. It was carnage.’

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Posted: Jul 4th, 2014
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‘Birthers’ conflicted after Obama’s birth certificate proves he is son of God

on a mission to heal the sickRepublican conspiracy theorists have reported bewilderment today after their persistent claims for documentary evidence of the President’s place of birth were answered by a birth certificate confirming that Barack Obama was born neither in Hawaii or Kenya, but in a stable in Bethlehem.

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Posted: Apr 19th, 2014
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Barista spontaneously turns American

"And can I write your name on this cardboard cup...?"A man working as a ‘barista’ at a branch of Starbucks in Huddersfield has become the first European to spontaneously turn into an American.

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Posted: Mar 13th, 2014
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An Idiot’s Guide to… Canada

The country is most famous for being the largest landmass that people tend to forget even exists.

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Posted: Jul 16th, 2012
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