Doctors have warned that an extended exposure to health warnings may be detrimental to your health and are calling for a ceiling on the number of medical scare stories to a maximum of 5 per week. [read...]
David Cameron has confirmed that the government’s NHS bill will have its life ended by politician-assisted suicide. [read...]
‘Patients seeking treatment will see healthcare professionals, sitting behind a desk with a buzzer’. [read...]
‘My first task is help sex up Mr Cameron’s image,’ explained the septuagenarian pop sensation. ‘To appeal to that all-important female demographic, David is growing a nice pair of mutton chop side burns.’ [read...]
Health Minister Jeremy Hunt has calculated that the NHS could save billions if it operated as a computer model, like the Matrix, instead of as a real-world service trying to treat sick people in 3D. [read...]
