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Too many health warnings may be bad for you say experts

Healthier not to.Doctors have warned that an extended exposure to health warnings may be detrimental to your health and are calling for a ceiling on the number of medical scare stories to a maximum of 5 per week.

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Posted: Oct 20th, 2011
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Health Minister demands tougher eye tests

Health Minister Andrew Lansley received a largely warm reception from opticians yesterday, when he demanded eye tests become more difficult, in an effort to reverse falling sight standards.

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Posted: Sep 16th, 2011
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NHS reforms to be allowed to ‘die with dignity’

time has come to 'let it go'David Cameron has confirmed that the government’s NHS bill will have its life ended by politician-assisted suicide.

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Posted: Jun 16th, 2011
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NHS to be rebranded as ‘Britain’s Got Illness’

they'll make you laugh, they'll make you cryHealth Minister Andrew Lansley has confirmed that the latest NHS reforms will require patients seeking treatment to be seen by a panel of three healthcare professionals, ‘sitting behind a desk with their hands on a buzzer with a light-up x attached’.

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Posted: Jun 14th, 2011
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Charlie from Casualty to replace Andrew Lansley as new Health Secretary

In response to the 98% no confidence vote by nurses working for the NHS under current Health Secretary Andrew Lansley, the coalition government have decided to replace him with Charlie Fairhead, the main staff nurse from the BBC television series ‘Casualty’.

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Posted: Apr 13th, 2011
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