The music empresario and answer to the question ‘what does a melted Hugh Grant look like?’, has decided to stop over-inflated theatre prices, by continuing to make over-inflated shows. He has promised to combat ticket touts by reducing the demand to see his musicals to absolute zero – [read...]
Fans of musical theatre have completely lost their ‘shit’ after being exposed to sounds from the 20th century and the notion of ethnic diversity. Many audience members are reported to have been astonished by the concept of rhythm or that a musical does not have to involve cats; [read...]
The government has announced that modern day knights of the realm are being signed up for active service in order to earn their titles. Sir Richard Branson, Sir Terry Wogan and Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber are among the knights that will be joining the army to support the country’s overstretched armed forces. [read...]
Lord Andrew Lloyd-Webber has flown from New York to London to oversee the transfer of his latest hit musical, ‘Evader’. The show tells the story of a humble billionaire who, despite going to great lengths to avoid paying tax on his vast fortune, [read...]
Sir Bruce Forsyth, TV host and entertainer has been chosen by Sir Andrew Lloyd-Webber to star in the title role of his next West End spectacular, Nosferatu! the Musical. [read...]
