Vatican officials have demanded that all ‘intelligent’ machines should be practising Catholics in full communion with the Holy See of Rome. Pope Francis is shortly expected to reveal significant doctrinal changes, emphasising that the Lord also created humanoid robots in His own image. [read...]
Far from being the elite and expensive techno-fashion device that many have derided it for, the Apple iPhone has now reached such mass penetration of the market that every fucking fucker now seems to own one, [read...]
Apple’s CEO has given his support to alternate sexualities but refused to endorse any music player that refuses to sync with other devices. A spokesman for the global corporation admitted: ‘We need to be tolerant of all MP3 players regardless of brand. [read...]
The new Glib Advisor, currently available on Android but coming to the iPhone soon, will offer manly friendship to isolated men on the go. [read...]
Scientists today expressed excitement that the pioneering android Chancellor, Gideon11, may have for the first time experienced something equivalent to human emotion. [read...]
