Sir Cliff Richard plans to use the £850,000 he won from the BBC on a ‘special friend’ that he can lock in a trunk, without the need for a non-disclosure agreement, no strings attached but a good battery life. [read...]
The BBC has confirmed it has offered Andy Murray a lucrative contract to anchor its flagship nightly Ten O’Clock News programme. The move follows Murray’s acclaimed debut as Wimbledon pundit earlier this week, his performance requiring Sue Barker to be resuscitated from ‘the giggles’ three times live on air. [read...]
‘It’s difficult when the only two tennis courts in Somalia are given over to grazing cattle.’ [read...]
Inspired by the World Cup in Brazil, officials at Wimbledon have announced that they will now be able to keep tennis fans heading to SW19 this week a ‘safe distance’ from entertainer and Centre Court regular Sir Cliff Richard, [read...]
Bored tennis star Andy Murray has announced his intention to receive his next 2017 Sports ‘Personality’ of the Year award at a landfill site or possibly a toxic waste reprocessing facility, in the vain hope that BBC viewers will eventually stop choosing him. [read...]
