‘Players and fans alike will delight in the addition of the South African horns to the spectator stands, playing such rousing anthems as The Great Escape, Self-Preservation Society and Haydn’s Trumpet Concerto in E flat major.’ [read...]
A desperate and exhausted looking Andy Murray has seized the opportunity to strike from all Tennis & Fatherly duties; protesting a night-shift of ‘shitty nappies, chafed nipples and no squash breaks’. Armed with his Doctorate from the University of Stirling, [read...]
In the first interview since Andy Murray celebrated the birth of his daughter, he has revealed that she is already frowning at a level far beyond her years. ‘We’re all really, really proud,’ he told the interviewer. [read...]
Despite the best efforts of organised crime, secret files reveal widespread ‘boredom’ even at the top levels of the game. [read...]
Andy Murray will receive a personality courtesy of the BBC next year for services to Tennis, with the process of him gradually becoming a 3 dimensional human being shown in a series of documentaries presented by Billy or Melvyn Bragg. [read...]
