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Merkel imposes lederhosen bailout condition on failing economies

Germany’s Chancellor Angela Merkel will demand that in future countries like Cyprus that need Germany’s financial help must agree to wear lederhosen as evidence of their resolve to reform their faltering economies.

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Posted: Apr 4th, 2013
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Merkel launches ‘Frank Bank’ as final solution to Eurozone crisis


In the wake of financial woes in the Eurozone, it has now been confirmed that Angela Merkel has launched a new German led European ‘Frank Bank’.

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Posted: Mar 28th, 2013
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Triple-dip recession likely as Chancellor puts UK on Magic Beans Standard

Confidence in the UK economy hit an all-time low yesterday when it was revealed that George Osborne has placed the country on the Magic Beans Standard.

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Posted: Feb 22nd, 2013
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‘Get more poor kids onto the Nice List or lose your monopoly’, Santa warned

there goes Christmas..Father Christmas has been threatened with the removal of his monopoly in the UK present distribution market following the publication of this year’s Naughty or Nice lists.

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Posted: Dec 20th, 2012
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Spain celebrates €100 billion bailout out with 5 day national holiday

After already hailing yesterday’s €100 billion bank bailout as a ‘victory for Spain’, Spanish Prime Minister Mario Rajoy went a step further and announced a national week off work to celebrate, followed by a lot of drinking at the weekend.

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Posted: Jun 12th, 2012
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