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Cameron and Clegg selected as British synchronised swimming team

both still struggling to keep their heads above water‘They have that innate affinity that marks out all the great synchronised swimming teams. When David suddenly lurches to the right, Nick instinctively follows – they are inseparable.’

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Posted: Jan 10th, 2012
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Panasonic unveils new Eurozone crisis-ready TV

The product features new Eurozone crisis-ready technology, including a fixed banner with the words “EUROZONE CRISIS” along the bottom of the screen, regardless of channel.

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Posted: Dec 12th, 2011
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Eurozone crisis solved as France and Germany join the pound

‘In hindsight, combining both stable and weak economies to form the euro was a bit like inviting a dozen people from the nearest sink estate to become joint holders on your bank account.’

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Posted: Dec 10th, 2011
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Standard and Poor’s threaten to downgrade Kepler 22-b credit rating

Credit rating agency Standard & Poor’s has today warned newly discovered planet Kepler 22-b that it may downgrade its AAA credit rating if it fails to put appropriate measures in place to kick-start its flagging economy.

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Posted: Dec 6th, 2011
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Cameron and Merkel talks end in night of unbridled passion

Exchange rate up to 64 Liebchens for a good hard poundTalks between UK PM David Cameron and German Chancellor Angela Merkel over the Eurozone crisis spilled over into a night of furious lovemaking.

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Posted: Nov 18th, 2011
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