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Greece shocked to learn it is now owned by Germany

‘I was gob-smacked when I read the small print,’ admitted Greek Prime Minister, George Papandreou, in hastily-learned German, now the official language of Greece. ‘It’s a blow, but I’m sure in a few years time the Americans will be over here to bail us all out properly.’

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Posted: Oct 1st, 2011
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World hails Coalition’s radical plan to axe Home Improvement Packs

US president Barack Obama leads global praise for the new UK coalition government’s radical first policy decision: the abolition of Home Improvement Packs.

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Posted: May 21st, 2010
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World nervous as Ahmadinejad draws Bush in UN ‘Secret Santa’

Opportunity for Iran to thank America for making the world a safer place.

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Posted: Dec 4th, 2008
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