Former Conservative MP and reality TV aficionado, Ann Widdecombe has been begged by her circle of luvvie friends to get therapy after deciding to stand as a candidate for the Brexit Party. [read...]
Studies have shown that exposure to Ann Widdecombe at an impressionable age is strongly correlated with homosexuality in adult men. ‘I remember when I was a kid seeing her being interviewed on TV, about leaving the Church of England because they allowed women priests, [read...]
Al-Qaeda is struggling to secure sufficient numbers of bombers during the current series of Strictly Come Dancing and X-Factor. [read...]
The Conservative party has denied that the launch of a new range of revealing swimwear and lingerie by party leader David Cameron’s wife Samantha has been timed to coincide with the election.
Sami’s Cami’s were developed with fashion giant Karl Lagerfeld and include a 15-piece range of bikinis, [read...]