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Bollocks, says everyone, as Mayan apocalypse fails to happen

Same time next year, eh lads.There has been widespread disappointment among the planet’s male population as Britain woke up today to find that the Doomsday forecast by the Ancient Mayans’ ‘long count’ failed to happen.

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Posted: Dec 21st, 2012
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God finally agrees to save Queen

One is with GodAfter years of indecision and holy fights with his conscience, God has finally decided to save the Queen.

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Posted: Nov 18th, 2012
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Fears that Prayer Super Collider may usher in Apocalypse

The prayers are to be fired in opposite directions at enormous speeds through the 12 kilometre Prayer Super Collider ring buried deep below Salt Lake City, Utah, in the most ambitious theological experiment since the Pope and the Archbishop of Canterbury met head-on in the Large Hadron Collider.

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Posted: Jun 26th, 2012
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End of the world predictions to end in 2015

'same time next week, then?'After careful study of centuries of failed prophecies, a group of scientists has concluded that the final false prediction of the apocalypse will be made on August 12th, 2015.

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Posted: May 23rd, 2011
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Oil price apocalypse: ‘bring it on’ say would-be road warriors

‘The sooner we can start racing up and down the M6, battling it out over dwindling supplies of petrol, the better,’ said ‘Mad’ Nigel Morrison, a 42 year-old regional sales manager.

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Posted: Apr 4th, 2011
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