They have hardly been seen in public since the middle ages. They have never agreed to requests for interviews; so it came as quite a surprise when the four horsemen of the apocalypse invited the world’s media (except the US who expect things to be back to normal by next weekend) to a press conference… [read...]
An agent for the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse has announced their first World Tour since 1939 after it was thought that the group had finally split up in 1945. “I’m please to report that the Fab Four are back with a vengeance, [read...]
I think I can remember a man calling at my front door several months ago, telling me all about it. [read...]
A BAS spokeswoman confessed: ‘We simply forgot to wind up the clock, which is a bit embarrassing. But no worse than when we accidently replaced it with a Fitbit and ended up jogging into the twenty-third century.’ [read...]
‘It is fast becoming evident that the Hinkley unclear power station project is increasingly nuclear,’ said energy consultant Brian Smythe. ‘Unclear power is clearly the future. It’s greener, leaner, meaner and Wiener,’ said Tina Smithurst, [read...]
