There has been widespread disappointment among the planet’s male population as Britain woke up today to find that the Doomsday forecast by the Ancient Mayans’ ‘long count’ failed to happen.
Posted: Dec 21st, 2012
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After years of indecision and holy fights with his conscience, God has finally decided to save the Queen.
Posted: Nov 18th, 2012
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The prayers are to be fired in opposite directions at enormous speeds through the 12 kilometre Prayer Super Collider ring buried deep below Salt Lake City, Utah, in the most ambitious theological experiment since the Pope and the Archbishop of Canterbury met head-on in the Large Hadron Collider.
Posted: Jun 26th, 2012
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‘The sooner we can start racing up and down the M6, battling it out over dwindling supplies of petrol, the better,’ said ‘Mad’ Nigel Morrison, a 42 year-old regional sales manager.
Posted: Apr 4th, 2011
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Scientists and religious leaders were united last night in agreeing that it was almost certain that a global apocalypse was imminent following the failure of Jimmy Welch to ask 13-year-old Emma Thorpe to the school disco.
‘We were alerted to the disturbing news after Emma’s mother overheard her daughter in her bedroom crying that this was it, that it was all over and that she was just going to die,’ explained Robert James, an environmental science professor at University College London, ‘and considering the data available – and that Jimmy is now going to the disco with that skank Sarah Miller – we think she may have a point.’
Posted: Nov 28th, 2009
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