A BAS spokeswoman confessed: ‘We simply forgot to wind up the clock, which is a bit embarrassing. But no worse than when we accidently replaced it with a Fitbit and ended up jogging into the twenty-third century.’ [read...]
‘It is fast becoming evident that the Hinkley unclear power station project is increasingly nuclear,’ said energy consultant Brian Smythe. ‘Unclear power is clearly the future. It’s greener, leaner, meaner and Wiener,’ said Tina Smithurst, [read...]
While many did not expect to see the eschaton within their lifetime, Sir John Chilcot has scheduled his apocalyptic report into the Iraq War for the 6th of July. Many had wrongly assumed that the publishing date would be after the return of Jesus or, [read...]
After years of indecision and holy fights with his conscience, God has finally decided to save the Queen. [read...]
There has been widespread disappointment among the planet’s male population as Britain woke up today to find that the Doomsday forecast by the Ancient Mayans’ ‘long count’ failed to happen. [read...]
