‘It is fast becoming evident that the Hinkley unclear power station project is increasingly nuclear,’ said energy consultant Brian Smythe. ‘Unclear power is clearly the future. It’s greener, leaner, meaner and Wiener,’ said Tina Smithurst, [read...]
While many did not expect to see the eschaton within their lifetime, Sir John Chilcot has scheduled his apocalyptic report into the Iraq War for the 6th of July. Many had wrongly assumed that the publishing date would be after the return of Jesus or, [read...]
After years of indecision and holy fights with his conscience, God has finally decided to save the Queen. [read...]
There has been widespread disappointment among the planet’s male population as Britain woke up today to find that the Doomsday forecast by the Ancient Mayans’ ‘long count’ failed to happen. [read...]
The prayers are to be fired in opposite directions at enormous speeds through the 12 kilometre Prayer Super Collider ring buried deep below Salt Lake City, Utah, in the most ambitious theological experiment since the Pope and the Archbishop of Canterbury met head-on in the Large Hadron Collider. [read...]
