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Tesco’s bullshit apology contained ‘traces of horseshit’

An apology by Tesco for muddling up animals may have contained traces of horseshit, say regulators.

Inspectors recently discovered that Tesco had as little idea what was inside the products it passed off as ‘food’ as its most trusting of customers. Uncowed, the supermarket took immediate action, and ponied up for a lot more advertising.

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Posted: Jan 18th, 2013
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Broadcaster launches new dedicated apology channel, BBC Sorry

simply can't apologise enoughThe BBC has announced plans for a new digital channel specifically designed to apologise for all of the corporation’s output. The channel, BBC Sorry, will be launched in the New Year to coincide with a new series of Top Gear.

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Posted: Nov 12th, 2012
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Clarkson disembowelling ‘in jest’, insist public sector workers

A group of striking public sector workers was forced to apologise yesterday after they conceded that their disembowelling of Jeremy Clarkson live on the BBC’s The One Show ‘may have offended some viewers’.

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Posted: Dec 1st, 2011
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News of the World apologises to Dowlers by breaking in, leaving box of Milk Tray in kitchen

‘We wanted to do something with a personal touch,’ said Rebekah Brooks, CEO of News International, ‘and nothing says sorry like a smashed window and a man dressed all in black fleeing from your property.’

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Posted: Jul 6th, 2011
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Government minister in ‘slap in the face’ gaffe

The government has had to apologise today after a cabinet minister likened the cut in funding for domestic violence charities to a ‘slap in the face’.

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Posted: Nov 9th, 2010
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