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Apple defends new iPhone game, Angry Kurds
‘A cheerful trivialisation of ethnic conflicts over the establishment of a separate Kurdish nation, only with more splats and catapults.’ [read...]
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Google launches iTout as competitor to eBay
On the same day that thousands of disappointed applicants for Reading Festival tickets find their only chance of getting one is to pay upwards of an extra fifty percent on eBay against the face value of £180, [read...]
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Apple iPhone owner explodes with smugness
Jamie Connor, a graphic designer from Stoke Newington, died yesterday after a planned mountain bike trip to the recycling centre before heading for a Fairtrade organic Latte at the local co-operative coffee shop while listening to George Monbiot podcasts on his iPhone saw him suddenly explode with smugness. [read...]
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Labour confident as Prime Minister downloads ‘election victory’ app for iPhone
Labour backbenchers have admitted they are feeling ‘reassured’ about Gordon Brown’s leadership after he announced the download of an ‘election victory’ app for his new iPhone. [read...]
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Apple iPhone can’t make or receive basic voice calls
‘Sure, it’s a slip up , but not a huge one’ admitted Steve Jobs. [read...]