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Muslim Brotherhood overthrown for being ‘worse than the Liberal Democrats’

bring back Mubarak, before it's too lateThe Egyptian army have removed the Muslim Brotherhood from power after they consistently attempted to deliver on their manifesto commitments, dashing hopes of a nascent Western-style democracy run by bunglers, liars and posh clueless twats nobody voted for.

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Posted: Jul 10th, 2013
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Arab Spring Water ‘is just ordinary Tap’

At least Morsi hasn't pissed in it. Oh. He has.Cairo remains in the grip of civil unrest, as Egyptians realise that the expensive bottled ‘democracy’ that had been marketed throughout the Arab region may just be the ‘bog standard’ drinking variety. Despite the luxurious packaging, extensive retailing and U.S. endorsement there is a growing suspicion that this ‘democracy’ may not be as refreshing as once thought. President Mohammed Morsi has been accused of having the same still, slightly bland taste of previous regimes.

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Posted: Jul 1st, 2013
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West Ham supporters to spice up Muslim rioters’ chants

The collaboration has led to new chants for the rioters, including ‘When the Mullahs come marching in’ and ‘I’m forever blowing up infidels’.

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Posted: Sep 17th, 2012
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Violent protests outside French Embassies after Middleton pictures published

The French Embassy in South Kensington was in flames last night after being overrun by English protesters unhappy with the treatment of Kate Middleton, a public figure venerated locally as a saint.

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Posted: Sep 14th, 2012
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Apple defends new iPhone game, Angry Kurds

throwing Turks at them just makes them even more hilariously angry‘A cheerful trivialisation of ethnic conflicts over the establishment of a separate Kurdish nation, only with more splats and catapults.’

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Posted: Sep 7th, 2011
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