There has been widespread disappointment among the planet’s male population as Britain woke up today to find that the Doomsday forecast by the Ancient Mayans’ ‘long count’ failed to happen.
Posted: Dec 21st, 2012
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New research has revealed that the end of the 5,125 year ‘Long Count’ Mayan calendar does not signify the end of the world on 21st December 2012 as was commonly thought, but rather the coming of gender equalisation in the insurance and annuity markets.
As hippies, scaremongers, and opportunist scientologists across the globe have been busy preparing for the coming Armageddon, researchers at Nottingham University have been working hard on deciphering some ancient as yet unseen Mayan scrolls.
Posted: Dec 11th, 2012
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