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‘When will it be acceptable to wear tights again?’ asks bank robber

Bank robbers and other members of the criminal fraternity have found themselves in a quandary over the latest fashionista pronouncement that the wearing of extra thick, comfortable hosiery – or indeed any hosiery at all – is out this season.

‘I don’t know what to do, really,’ said one armed robber who wishes to remain anonymous.  ’I leaf through the latest edition of Vogue and it’s like going bare is in this season

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Posted: Oct 25th, 2015
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Gunman storms travel agent and demands holiday

Gunman burst into the high street shop on Monday afternoon, shouted at customers to lie on the floor, and demanded a weekend mini-break in Paris.

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Posted: Nov 18th, 2008
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