The BBC has announced that they have won the rights to show recorded highlights of ex-Arsenal boss, Arsene Wenger, having a lie down on the couch on Saturday afternoons during the forthcoming Premier League season. [read...]
Following a tough recruitment process, Arsenal Football Club is set to announce that its new manager will be the late comedy legend, Dick Emery. Emery’s personality won over the Arsenal board of directors with his toothy grin and suggestive humour, [read...]
A Frenchman who has lived and worked in the UK for decades is being deported from his home, where he thought he would be spending the rest of his life. The man, who has been named as Arsene Wenger, [read...]
A day of frenzied activity as footballers rushed to beat the 6.00pm cut off for transferring girlfriends, wives and mistresses. [read...]
There was widespread condemnation for the owner of Arsenal football club last night following his announcement to the press that, from next season, the club will be staging illegal dog fighting during the half-time interval. [read...]
