In the next chapter of ‘I’m a fading celebrity with a book launch coming up’, Boy George has declared that he would have been ‘a shoo-in’ to captain the England football team into ‘at least two world cups’, [read...]
The rumoured summer spending spree at Arsenal looks set to be underway at last as manager Arsene Wenger was spotted buying a Galaxy Caramel McFlurry at a McDonalds near the Emirates Stadium. [read...]
The Liverpool Care Pathway, developed to support footballers near to advertising death, is meant to offer a peaceful and dignified transfer. [read...]
Arsenal pipped local rivals Spurs for the opportunity to be humiliated as soon as they play a half decent team in next season’s Champions League. [read...]
Manchester man Jeremy Clode moved across town, bought a Manchester City shirt, hat, and scarf, and learnt the words to ‘Blue Moon’, in anticipation of this weekend’s exciting conclusion to the Premiership. [read...]
